ass chairs

Seth Macfarlanes dining room. We were all about the chairs! ;)

beatles.. wait no... beetles.

i had to write about this because i was so annoyed. lately weve been getting these huge beetles outside our place around the door and stuck to the windows. when you try to move them, they like, hiss at you. its kinda funny. anyways, anytime i see one on the stairs or on the walkway, i put my key down and they will hold on, and ill take them to a bush so nothing happens to them. so yesterday, i was about to get into my car and one of the beetles was on the ground under my door. he didnt move too quick and i was trying to get him to grab my key but he wouldnt. this guy walks by and goes "UMMM?" and i said, well there's a giant bug under my car. and he started laughing and goes "worried about karma or something?" and i said, i just dont feel the need to run over this giant harmless bug because im too lazy to move him out of the way. and he shook his head at me and says "Okaaayyyyyyy?' like some valley girl. i mean, really? i hope you trip going up the stairs.

Why do bloodstains always look like crustaceans to you?

trying my absolute hardest to keep it 'together' and not look like a psycho.

phoenix

ebomb conducting business with kyobomb.
az represent!

hangover & iphone love

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLE! <3

'oh look, a shooting star. theyre my favorite'

shopped all day with the wife.
lots of new clothes!
we had veggie soup at the olive garden. yes, i have a secret love for the og. makes me think of kendra on the girls next door when they were having dinner in italy with roberto cavalli. omg.
saw year one. michael cera.
talked forever to ebomb about......... well, everything.
listening to lady gagas love game remix featuring marilyn manson. could they tour together or something? that would be epic.

i need sleeps. bad. zzzzzzzzz

poker face

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREG!! i had a blast at your bash!! xo



astro burger has the best vegetarian burger. really.

dex