beatles.. wait no... beetles.

i had to write about this because i was so annoyed. lately weve been getting these huge beetles outside our place around the door and stuck to the windows. when you try to move them, they like, hiss at you. its kinda funny. anyways, anytime i see one on the stairs or on the walkway, i put my key down and they will hold on, and ill take them to a bush so nothing happens to them. so yesterday, i was about to get into my car and one of the beetles was on the ground under my door. he didnt move too quick and i was trying to get him to grab my key but he wouldnt. this guy walks by and goes "UMMM?" and i said, well there's a giant bug under my car. and he started laughing and goes "worried about karma or something?" and i said, i just dont feel the need to run over this giant harmless bug because im too lazy to move him out of the way. and he shook his head at me and says "Okaaayyyyyyy?' like some valley girl. i mean, really? i hope you trip going up the stairs.